♪ Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins! The bravest little hobbit of them all! ♪Īh, the Shire. With one well placed blow you cleave his skull. Thorin says "Well, are we just going to stand around here all day?" Thorin, rising to his feet, says to you "Well Mr Baggins, all is ready for our adventure and I must say things are looking very hopeful. I also enjoy jazz.")ĭepending on how you play, it can also be one of the shortest adventures ever, as seen in this transcript of what happened the day Gandalf came to town while Bilbo was in no mood for anyone's shit. First thing people notice about me: My prosthetic murder-hand stabbing their face as I laugh. Hobbies: Murdering dwarf-scum, helping make what should be one movie into three snoozers. By modern eyes, it's about as primitive as an orc's dating profile. To hear some people talk of it, The Hobbit is the greatest text adventure ever.
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